Letters to an onion et al.

Dear Onion that my sister and I cut up and placed strategically around the house last week,

You done good. Thank you for soaking up the germs in my parents' house-turned-flu rehabilitation center. I have somehow made it back to California unscathed by the vomit bug.

Love,

Healthy Sarah


Dear Placebo Effect,

Just in case the whole onion/germ thing doesn't actually work, thank you for soaking up all my worries.  Well, not all of them, but the flu-inducing ones.

Love,

Peaceful Sarah

Dear Little Brother,

How you be so fly?

Love,

Admiring Sarah

Dear Skin,

Seventy degrees and sunny. Are you happy now?

Love,

Vitamin-D-hungry Sarah

Dear Grading,

I kicked your hiney, SUCKA!!!!

Love,

Victorious Sarah


Dear HHS mandate,

You are the result of a devastating reinterpretation of the constitution. You strip us of religious freedoms, and prohibit many of us from acting according to our conscience. You've also made it impossible for many good business owners to act according to their moral convictions without getting nailed by multi-million dollar fines. This is egregious. I hope enough Americans protest you to effect change.

Love,

Hoping-to-get-our-freedom-back Sarah


Dear Readers,

You can protest the HHS mandate quickly and easily by going here. This site walks you through writing a letter to our senators. It does most of the work for you. Seriously. It will take you two minutes!

Love,

Sarah



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