Dear Onion that my sister and I cut up and placed strategically around the house last week,
You done good. Thank you for soaking up the germs in my parents' house-turned-flu rehabilitation center. I have somehow made it back to California unscathed by the vomit bug.
Love,
Healthy Sarah
Dear Placebo Effect,
Just in case the whole onion/germ thing doesn't actually work, thank you for soaking up all my worries. Well, not all of them, but the flu-inducing ones.
Love,
Peaceful Sarah
Dear Little Brother,
How you be so fly?
Love,
Admiring Sarah
Dear Skin,
Seventy degrees and sunny. Are you happy now?
Love,
Vitamin-D-hungry Sarah
Dear Grading,
I kicked your hiney, SUCKA!!!!
Love,
Victorious Sarah
Dear HHS mandate,
You are the result of a devastating reinterpretation of the constitution. You strip us of religious freedoms, and prohibit many of us from acting according to our conscience. You've also made it impossible for many good business owners to act according to their moral convictions without getting nailed by multi-million dollar fines. This is egregious. I hope enough Americans protest you to effect change.
Love,
Hoping-to-get-our-freedom-back Sarah
Dear Readers,
You can protest the HHS mandate quickly and easily by going here. This site walks you through writing a letter to our senators. It does most of the work for you. Seriously. It will take you two minutes!
Love,
Sarah
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Dear Healthy, Peaceful, Admiring, Vitamin-D Hungry, Victorious, Hoping-to-get-our-freedom-back Sarah,
ReplyDelete#1 - You Rock!
#2 - I Love You!
~Your Thankful-You-Are-In-My-Life Friend, Amy
Dear Thankful-you-are-in-my-life Amy,
DeleteI am thankful you're in MY life, and I love YOU!
-Let's-skype-soon Sarah
Dear Sarah who oft contributes to my laughing aloud and almost peeing my pants,
ReplyDeleteA hearty thanks.
Love you long time,
Aubrie
Oh, Aubrie, my dear friend! I miss you! Love you big time.
DeleteI say we Skype soon.
-S