Dear Trader Joe's,
The last two times I've bought wine from you I haven't been carded. This is a travesty. You should consider hiring new cashiers. Preferably ones who can see I *clearly* don't look a day over 21. . .
Love,
Obviously-still-a-spring-chicken Sarah
Dear March Monday Mornings,
You seem to be conspiring against me. If I'm not spilling tea on a silk blouse during your weekly visit, then I'm dropping sunglasses in the toilet. Thank goodness for Tuesdays, which, by all appearances, seem to be void of conspiracies.
Love,
Is-this-part-of-getting-older? Sarah
Dear Family,
You make me happy.
Love,
Missin'-you Sarah
Dear St. Patrick's Day,
You mark the day I turned 28 1/2. Which means that today I am closer to 29 than 28. Which is really perplexing to me because it was just a few months ago that I turned 26. *Gulp*
Love,
Time's-flyin'-too-fast Sarah
You're turning out to be a banner year. Health, friendships, hiking, beach trips, running, weekend getaways, live music, fancy dinners, picnics, family visits, sunshine, satisfying work, new job opportunities — I kinda want to keep you around for awhile.
Love,
Now-if-I-could-just-figure-out-how-to-slow-you-down Sarah
Dear Carl,
I would like to give a shout-out to you on here. Although I am positive you don't read my blog.
You are one of the best leads I've ever danced with. And dancing with a good lead is one of life's most delightful experiences — comparable to zip lining through the jungle, white water rafting down a waterfall, and hiking Half Dome. Seriously. What I'm trying to tell you is that dancing with you made my week. So thanks.
Love,
Love-to-twirl Sarah
Dear Readers,
My little brother Marc made the New York Times Sports page:
He's kind of a big deal. ;)
Love,
Yeeeeah-baby Sarah
Dear Men whom I date,
It turns out you can learn a lot about someone's character whilst gettin' groovy on the dance floor. More, even, than a rousing discussion over dinner, or a day spent in the great outdoors. So what are you waiting for? Polish yo dance shoes, and leeesssssss do this!
Love,
Lacin'-up-them-shoes-now Sarah
I miss you. Please come visit again soon.
Love,
I-love-you-mucho-grande Sarah
Where is the like/love button?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sharalyn. :)
ReplyDelete