Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Six Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sleep

  1. You ask the car wash guy for an unscented air freshener.
  2. You eat chocolate at 45 minute intervals throughout the day to keep your energy level stable.
  3. You call your students "dude" because you can't remember their names.
  4. You confidently explain to someone that the word "opaque" means "see through".
  5. You forget you're teaching a science lesson in the middle of the lesson.


  1. I love your "six" signs.

    Here's another for you:
    When your 7 year old writes a poem about MOTHER, and the "T" stands for "Tired"

  2. Hahahaha . . . this made me chuckle, but I do feel sad that you are so sleepy. :(

  3. Here's another one for you...

    You walk out onto your balcony through the screen door, because you didn't notice that the screen door was closed.

  4. Hmmm, I think I should have collaborated with Wesley and Sharalyn before compiling my list!