If you are single and wouldn't mind a little romance in your life—or if you know someone single who's open to meeting that special someone—then keep reading, because I have discovered a sure-fire romance provider.
Is it online dating? you tentatively ask, with wariness in your eyes. No, my skittish-about-online-dating-friends, it's not—although some godly, gifted, and gorgeous friends of mine met online, and then they married. So I know it works.
Nooooo, it's not the matchmaker whose advertisement I just heard on the radio. Although her impressive success rate did have me belting "Matchmaker matchmaker, make me a match! Find me a man; catch me a catch!" for the rest of my car ride.
And no, I have not discovered love potion-laced chocolate truffles, for which you can be thankful. Ron Weasley can testify to the hazards of consuming those tantalizing treats.
I have, however, recently discovered this:
Romantic, delicious cake mix!
All you need is this cake mix, some eggs, oil, milk, and an electric fan and you'll find yourself a spouse in no time.
Why the fan?
You're surely wondering....
Perhaps you couldn't read the box's fine print, below its title:
"The sweetness and fragrance of the cake as well as its delicate feeling is like mild breeze spread in the air."
So you see, the fan is to spread the cake's intoxicating fragrance through the air more quickly, thus speeding up the twitterpation process between two potential lovers.
Sounds pretty foolproof, doesn't it?
So what are you waiting for?! Go check your local asian store for a romantic cake mix of your own.
And then go catch yourself a match.
You can thank me later.
© by scj