Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Sometimes Life Gives You a Lemon...

...and you have to stop everything you're doing to try to figure out what it is, exactly.

Is it an octopus?

Or a female elephant?

How about a male elephant? By the way, if this were an African elephant it could be either male or female, since both male and female African elephants have tusks. If it were an Asian elephant it could only be male, since Asian female elephants don't have tusks. I know it is definitely male, which means it is definitely either African or Asian.

Logic is so helpful.

Is it fire dancing in the daylight?

Is it a creepy, bony claw rising from the depths to snatch you?

Could it be a tulip?

Whatever it is, it is definitely the Wilbur of all lemons. I will not be cutting it up and eating or juicing it, because this lemon is special. It can do things. Crowd-drawing things. Money-making things. I could sell tickets to people who want to see the world's most versatile lemon. But I won't, because I have work to do. So I'll just save you some money and post pictures of the lemon freak show on here.
Thank goodness for blogs.

© by scj


  1. Love it! :-) I used it as an object lesson in school today with Alexander about thinking of a variety of solutions/ideas. Thank you!

  2. I think it is an African Elephant because its ears are so long.