Thank you for forgetting to wear your glasses today. It made me feel guh-reat.
How would I sign these letters without you?
Dear Apple Inc.,
Today I realized I needed to go to the store to stock up on Candy Cane Lane tea before the Christmas season is over. Then I noticed my iPhone says it's February.
You might want to have your tech guys fix the calendar app. It's clearly not working correctly.
Dear Ladies, and Gentlemen with ponytails,
A coconut oil hair mask is your new best friend. Seriously. Go try it.
Dear aforementioned Gentlemen,
Your ponytail is hot. Keep it. The answer is always keep it.
Dear Readers who are skeptical of male ponytails,
Are you skeptical now?
I like you.
When I get to heaven, one of the first things I want to do is watch Joni Eareckson-Tada dance.
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