Fact #2: This morning I was coaxed out of my little bungalo on the hill by the sound of loud machinery. Outside, I found a handyman doing something handy with the property plumbing and septic tank.
"There are three people on this property, and too much water without a place to go, so we're re-routing it," he explained.
Septic tank handiwork makes me nervous, so I was poised and ready when, minutes later, my bathroom sink and toilet started spewing and the floor began to flood with dirty water.
Fact #3: I am waiting for a tree to fall on my house. It just seems like the sort of thing that should happen this week.
Actually, I've not been feeling well the last two days as a result of a flare-up from my illness, which makes dealing with these little inconveniences much more difficult. It also makes it easier to join the Little Red Hen in her refrain: "THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!"
My best solution to avoiding this refrain is to think on what is good and true about God and my life. And the truth is, this weekend was fun. It was full of friends, long walks in the sunshine, and a lunch with family.
Here I am with my uncle (dad's little brother), aunt, and a couple of my cousins.
We had lunch at "Wind and Sea," a restaurant situated next to the harbor. The window views and sunshine were glorious.
After lunch, we walked around the harbor, window shopping and taking pictures. It doesn't matter that I've lived down here for ten years; I still can't put my camera down when I'm at the harbor.
At one point we stopped to watch the Parrot Man. He is often hanging out at the harbor showing off his parrots and answering parrot-related questions from passers by. I pulled out my camera to take a photo of him.
"Put your camera in your pocket and come here," he said when he saw me.
So I handed my camera to my cousin, and the next thing I knew I was covered in parrots.
First, he handed me his prized white parrot. She was so soft and docile.
Then, he asked me what country I was from. "Well, um, the, uh, United States, uh, of America?" Unless I am speaking to or teaching crowds, I don't do well in front of them. I forget important things, like what country I'm from.
He responded by setting his red parrot on my shoulder and his blue parrot on my head, to go with his white parrot, of course. It was a very patriotic parrot party. Sorry. Alliteration made me say it.
This is my, "Uuuuuuuh, are these guys potty trained?" face:
The parrot man really wanted to put on a show for the growing crowd, so he started switching things up.
"Put your hands on your hips and look sassy!" he said.
"Keep it up!" he encouraged.
"Now look up in the air!"
"Now go and have yourself a good afternoon!"
Fact #4: We did.
Friends, I hope your Tuesday is full of patriotic parrots that can distract you from spewing toilets, metaphorically speaking of course.
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